“are u crying?” “no I just have swag in my eye”
damnit grandpa it’s 2021, they’re not spiders anymore, they’re arachnid americans and more importantly my friends
when you know something doesnt fit in the fridge but you force the door shut and let it fall out on someone else
i just want a girl who touches me distractedly
like sitting watching a movie and she just kinds of drags her fingers over your skin while watching and she doesn’t have a motive she’s not trying to tickle you or be sexual with you she’s just touching your skin and feeling the shape of your bones under that skin like it’s physically comforting for her to know that you’re there right under her fingertips
She does this…(:
remember when we used to complain about getting clothes for Christmas and now it’s a blessing
I don’t have a ”type”. If I like you, I like you.
And if I like you, you’re pretty special.
Because I hate everyone.
you don’t understand self-control until your favorite band comes on the radio and you’re with other people
just a few of the many reasons why I’m excited for when the tumblr generation becomes parents
i don’t appreciate u tryin to ruin my vibe